golembook, you are a genius. Today, Mega Momma happened to me.
So it’s about a WOMAN who is running for PRESIDENT (*monocle pop*) And through events involving a bear, a bird and radioactivity, she becomes superhero Mega Momma. There really is nothing more you need to know about this. Read it. The bear wears a really fantastic suit.
I’m a bear. I think I’ll drink from the river. I’m so thirsty!
It is I… The MASKED DADA!
I swear I’m a Democrat!
Now that I have the power of a bird and a bear, I am Mega Momma!