Stuart Driedger is one of ursa’s pet artists, and a frequent E. Leventine contributor. He has previously released a concept album (Demolish Us Vol 3, with The Amazing Lee Possibles) which ties in with an upcoming collaborative comic project between he and ursa, Santa and the Enchanted Delorean. His most recent submissions were his collection of semi-coherent diaries written while he was hospitalized.
ursa interviewed Stu and compiled a sort of chronology/index to accompany each chapter. Key words are linked to reference articles for clarity. The notes for each chapter are linked to the relevant diary entry, and should help untangle the drugged up stream-of-thought mania that are his hospital diaries.
-Intro and edit by Pont
he mentions getting an xray, bonescan, and ultrasound.
the docs offer stu tylenol 3 or morphine and the docs tell him the two are basically the same thing.
there’s a brief joke about ethics.
when his balls itchy lying in bed it’s because of a disinfectant called hibitane.
stu’s a fan of airplane food and tells URSA he was disappointed and thought the hospital would have been better competition.
Kill Bill is a must watch film.
darren’s girlfriend brings in tim hortons, canada as fuck.
the nurses wanna know if darren’s been shitting, later they wanna know the same about stu.
when i first heard about staph, i was like woah really, you can almost die from that?
stu tells URSA, mum makes best beef stroganoff.
on tv he watches Trailer Park Boys,
rickee puts it on turner classic movies and Wheel of Fortune where they guess ventriloquist
stu dreams about sodomizing girls, being a ninja, golems, sand creatures and Neil Patrick Harris. lolz
he gets an MRI and says it sounds like somethink from Willie Wonka or Dr Seuss
the doctors had him taking CEFTRIAXONE and VANCOMYCIN, both are antibiotics.