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WTF STEWIT?!

ok so we have a lot to say about stewit driedjiss today.

this summer has really been a trip for all of us.

let’s start with a small video summary shall we?

this is what happens when e pays the gang to fun!

thanks mr leventine

ursa urn

ps no stuart you are still not entitled to your own header, bud

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Texual Transcripts 7, or: All About How Stewit is a BITCH (ursa & bmcmb)

The following is a transcript of tuesday may 7th’s business meeting between ursa urn and BMCMB. Other transcripts can be found here.

  • ursa
    she was so pissed she “goodnighted me”
    “goodnight”ed me
  • BMCMB
    Goodnighted you!
    I wish I was there to mediate this. I would only do it for certain people. People I understand and love. I think that is the failure of psychology. There can be no trust and progress between strangers, one  of whom likely has a god complex
  • ursa
    haha the one in the chair
    not the lounger or the couch
  • BMCMB
    Yupp
  • ursa
    meh i’ve “goodnight”ed it too. it’s a nice way of saying i need to think
  • BMCMB
    That shit always makes me stress
    Being on the receiving end
  • ursa
    of a goodnight?
  • BMCMB
    Of a mid-discussion dismissal
  • ursa
    it wasn’t as much a discussion as it was me stating my complaints
    my boggle
  • BMCMB
    Ah so
    Yo boggo
  • ursa
    fill in the blanks auto publishing @ 2ish
  • BMCMB
    It’s aaaall coming together
  • ursa
    oh you should check stu’s sound cloud in 10 minutes
  • BMCMB
    Will
    Shall. Am I looking for anything specific?
  • ursa
    three new tunes
  • BMCMB
    nice
    When are we posting the “thing down” video because I LOVE IT
  • ursa
    Pont will whenever she stops being lazy. i’m not doing any old previously posted shit.
    kape. it’s all there
  • BMCMB
    Hokay
  • ursa
    listen to part 1
    and i made art for each track
    with those pics
    part 1 is in the right order
    please check i am laughing out loud
    i make good art
  • BMCMB
    part 1 is killing me
    it reminds me of eighties tv shows trying to be hip and shoehorning in some awful rapping that goes all the way back home to awesome
  • ursa
    yup
  • BMCMB
    I herd the addams before
    It”s smooth
  • ursa
    yup
  • BMCMB
    Love the cover photo for turtles

turtlepower

  • ursa
    good
    post it to drew on facebook. if you feel like it.
    yeah so that’s next
    for e
    i really love this city of crime pic
    cityofcrime NEWMAN’s mustache is an m from crime
    plus in that  pic bill cosby and minipops are in the background.
  • BMCMB
    I love fox in socks. I think we should post it
    What we really need is for someone to post something of ours and have it pick up on reddit.
  • ursa
    word. what’s reddit?

    wow this is fucking stupid. oh, cool
    this on reddit: Get nostalgic and send something from your favorite decade to another redditor in our first ever nostalgia exchange!
  • BMCMB
    Ha! Coo
  • ursa
    why don’t we have a reddit?!
  • BMCMB
    If you don’t know reddit, prepare to sacrifice the next few days of your life.
    hahaha… “have a reddit”. even I know that is hilariously inept, boo-boo.
  • ursa
    A FUCKING GIRAFFE GIF?!?!?!?!
  • BMCMB
    I have a new disney morning coming up. Ill email it to you soon
  • ursa
    great
    holy shit leonard nemoy audi commercial?!
  • BMCMB
    Haaaahaha oh reddit
  • ursa
    you reddit
    pfff

    i could get addicted to reddit. that’s my kinda place.
  • BMCMB
    It’s wonderful isn’t it?
    I sent you new comic
    It’s not aspretty but i don’t give a fuck
    dressmeupeditSMALL
  • ursa
    it’s good
    i love it
  • BMCMB
    true story
  • ursa
    draw a couple disney birds
    or i don’t know, a walrus
    people think dinosaurs are cute
  • BMCMB
    Naw that disney thing is for special thematic occasions
  • ursa
    kape
  • BMCMB
    Dinosaurs are fucking cute people are correct
  • ursa
    just thought it would cheer you up . you’re obv upset right now.
  • BMCMB
    Oho?
  • ursa
    pahahohohuhucough
    hiccough!
    oh my
  • BMCMB
    Haaaaa! I like that.
  • ursa
    i’ma prob transcribe most of this.
    do  the “driedjiss” thing for me
  • BMCMB
    FUUUUUUU
    DRIEDJISSSS I WILL CUT YOU! You pissin me off again driedj! YOU MUTHAFUCKA
  • ursa
    i’m imagining you talking to yourself in that voice
    laughing heheheheheeee driedjissssss awwwweeee
  • BMCMB

    I was.
  • ursa
    i realise that aaaahhhhh you muthafackaaa
  • BMCMB
    I’m actually furious
  • ursa
    driedjissss!
    stewit!
    aaaaaaaa
  • BMCMB
    GrrrrrrrrtrGRRRRR
    Stewit!
  • ursa
    you gonna eat those? you gonna eat those stamps? huh? driedjisssssssss ahahahaaaaaa you muthafuckaaaa!
  • BMCMB
    So, here’s how insecure I secretly am. I made mix cds for my coworkers as a party favor, and now I’m embarassed.
  • ursa
    was that good?
  • BMCMB
    Like “how presumptuous is a mix cd? you don’t even know what music they like, they don’t give a fuck. Who even listens to cds anymore. Everyone thinks I’m a keener”
  • ursa
    oh my god you nerd
    you rip straight to your car stereo
  • BMCMB
    Super bunk son.
  • ursa
    you are a “keener”
    ehhghghehge dplblpt dreeeeeeeeeejisssSSSSS!!,b!!
  • BMCMB
    we should lose the stuart references and then we can be talking business and call it a transcript. really piss Pont off
  • ursa
    i picture this rat latin mf doing driedjiss in the movie. i mean saying it. you know, when our website has its own film
    i’m prob gonna sleep a bit.
    my post are posting themselves.
    egad when i close my eyes i see zombies in my imagination!
  • BMCMB
    Beautiful mind you’ve got there
    I love it when you say egad. I’m stealing it. No credit. Welcome to the industry.

Epilogue… (ursa & Pont)

  • Pont
    All our male contributors should model for us. Driedjiss included. It should be  mandatory.
  • ursa
    kape.
  • Pont
    ask him for a photojournal
    A modeling photojournal
  • ursa
    huh. ok.
    i have a phot set right now.
  • Pont
    Oh?
  • ursa
    haha yeah when the beard was hilare
  • Pont
    He did a high fashion shoot with the beard? PIX PLEASE
  • ursa
    k
    haha
    high fashion
  • Pont
    Haute couture
    Editorial
  • ursa
    haute culture
    like horticulture
  • Pont
    Hohohohoooo
  • ursa
    meh it’s done
  • Pont
    Over it.
  • ursa
    plus google ruins everything
  • Pont
    Google totally ruined beard couture for me, too. But seriously though, what? what are you on about, as always I don’t know or care.
    but you must know; you are an embarrassment. I hilarious embarrassment. A Hilarembarrassment.
  • ursa

    oh piss my post didn’t auto-publish
  • Pont
    You stupid FUCK!!!!!!!!!

-Edits and links by an unimpressed Pont

The Colorful Blasé: Fashionable Friends

FINALLY, a new Colorful Blasé submission from BMCMB. I’m not even going to explain how difficult it was to get this out of her.

Regarding this comic, I have a feeling things are only going to get more painful and embarrassing from here. Did I mention this is all autobiagraphical?
Click image for full-size.

dressmeupeditSMALL

Pont

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Yoshitaka Amano #3

Part 3 of BMCMBs Yoshitaka Amano featurette.

Today’s gallery is part 1/2 of pieces from Amanos’s collection The Virgin.

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Yoshitaka Amano #2

Welcome to today’s installment of BMCMB’s feature artist curation.

Yoshitaka Amano
Brief artist bio can be found here.

Gallery pieces from Marchena collection of illustrations inspired by European folklore. The usual suspects are included: little red, sleeping beauty, snow white, little mermaid et al.

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Featured Artist: Yoshitaka Amano #1

This week, BMCMB will be doing her first Feature Artist review. Her subject is Japanese artist Yoshitaka Amano. Subsequent image gallery posts will compose an online curatorial project. 

Today’s post: an introduction and background of Yoshitaka Amano, and the first image gallery.

Intro and Edit by Pont

amanohimself

the man himself

Yoshitaka Amano, born in 1952 at the foot of Mt Fuji, is today’s feature artist. Prepare to enter a world of somber, beautiful delicacy.

Many of you may recognize Amano’s name (or at the very least, his designs) from his work with the Final Fantasy franchise. I’ll be steering clear of this body of work, since many are familiar with them and not as many are familiar with his other pieces. I therefore encourage you to read this Kotaku article for a good Final Fantasy/Amano gallery.

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I may have lied. There will be Final Fantasy pieces. I just have to restrain myself a little otherwise my serious-review pants may fall off to reveal my giddy nostalgic dork suspenders.

Amano’s career began in the animation field but by the time he was thirty, he’d grown bored and gone freelance. Besides his work in video games, Amano’s portfolio notably includes work on Vampire Hunter D, and cult Japanese film Angel’s Egg (with legendary director Mamoru Oshii).

Also; some fascinating, genre-bending work, like a visual concert 1001 Nights. It comprised of a live orchestral performance featuring an original score by David Newman, played alongside Amanos signature animation. Next time you have half an hour to spare, please watch the video below because it is stunning (fans of Fantasia take special note).

And if all that is somehow not enough for you, he’s also worked with Neil Gaiman on the Sandman series.

dreamhunters

Having sufficiently preambled, I present to you my first  hand picked Yoshitaka Amano gallery.

From Biten

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Don’t be mean to my baby.

Click for full-size image.

jellusss editBMCMB has been shaming me for my extended period of laziness. Sufficiently shamed, I offer this sketch of B’s for sacrifice. Part of the Sleep Project.

-Pont

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Texual Transcripts 5 (Stuart and BMCMB)

The following is a highly unauthorized transcription of today’s highly unauthorized business meeting.

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BMCMB
I love wearing men’s jeans

SD
Ha!

BMCMB
Men’s jeans make me look like an early suffragette who just ain’t give a damn, going on safari with her brothers.
annie peck smoke

I also love looking like shit after a night of drinking and dressing hyper-feminine. Like a tired-ass groupie face, sex-and-sweat-and-aerosol hair, rococo prim clothes, pastels and florals and shit.

SD
Hahaha!

BMCMB
And when i dress in baggy ass men’s slacks and tucked in white buttonup, you know my hair and makeup be perfect, son.
katherine-hepburn-trousers

SD
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The Beat Came Back

It’s been a while since B has submitted something so recently drawn. It belongs under the Sleep Project. If memory
serves, these “sleep” illustrations span 2008-present.
band bpm

-Pont

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Fire

firePart of The Sleep Project by BMCMB.
She’s been hinting recently that some of this mess she’s been submitting has a grander theme and does connect in a story-type way. I don’t know, sounds like the rambling of a madwoman to me.
The misshaped text reads (or so B tells me):

There’s a greed in that fire
Spit, Crackle, Hiss

-Pont

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