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Textual Transcripts 3 (Pont and the New Guy)

The following is a transcription of today’s business meeting. Parts 1 and 2 are here.

  • Stuart Driedger (SD)
    Thinkin bout some denny’s latenight
  • Pont
    I’m bummed all by myself, had one of my most pathetic days today. Fuck I want Denny’s
  • (SD)
    Great! I’ll be there in ten hours.
  • Pont
    Don’t tease, you arsehole.
  • (SD)
    I was thinking of going to *censored* … Next week i’d be free til thursday
    Mon – Thursday
  • Pont
    No fucking Way, I only work tuesday
  • (SD)
    I have this song should be recorded haha
  • Pont
    Song recorded you say?
  • (SD)
    Yea lolz
  • Pont
  • (SD)
    Is that your comedian laugh
  • Pont
    That’s my cartoon character laugh
  • (SD)
    I was gonna guess again thanks a lot.
    Ruin my life
  • Pont
    Fuckin boohoohoo
    What song izzit? Have i heard it?
  • (SD)
    No that new one.
    I might have $300
    Getting denny’s
    So i’m gonna eat a lot here at th’ol den‘s
  • Pont
    Please describe for me exactly what you are ordering.Their menu is like a moebius strip, man. It’s endless. Unbelievable.
    dennys menujapanese dennys
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3 monday

*disclaimer: this is a series of the events that took place when i was admitted to hospital. i wrote a journal of the visit and decided to share it with you. because it’s awesome. all or most spelling mistakes are intentional.*


porridge. raisin biscuit skipped it. soy milk. i never drink the coffe.

today starts off really busy. not just for me. i’m talking about bustle.

“hi stuart i don’t know if you know who i am but i’m jeremy’s mum” this is rae she’s a nurse’s assistant.

“oh hi :)”

“yes my son always remembers loving to go to your house for dinner”

hey that’s a super huge compliment to my mom

mum comes in

*half whispering* “mom that guy acros the corner from me is giving me a hard time at night. he’s swearing and yelling about me when noone’s around. please if you tell anyone (and she will) do not talk about it in or around here (and she will, so don’t say i didn’t say so). i don’t want anyone to hear about this”

this is partly because i don’t want anyone to be jealous and i don’t want to validate his point about me being spoiled.

which i am.

because i’m a highly respected surgeon’s son.
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