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Texual Transcripts 6 (ursa and Pont)

The following is a transcription of today’s business meeting. For more transcriptions, click here.

  • ursa
    wtf?!?!?!
  • Pont
    ?!
  • ursa
    that post?!?! that transcript?!?!
  • Pont
    Oh yeah, our artists decided to take matters into their own hands.
  • ursa
    and you let them?!
  • Pont
    Listen you might not like this subtle reality but i blame you a little bit.
    Just a wee bit
    When was the last time you posted any of your artists work?
  • ursa
    you blame me?!?!
  • Pont
    sonsofbitches are restless k? Can’t blame them for misrepresentation.
  • ursa
    but your artist did this!
    they are stepping out of the chain of command
  • Pont
    True
    I must say I have been getting a little slack here but you don’t have like any content.
    What has Stuart been up to is he sending you art? I can’t run this ship on my own you know.
    WHERE IS YOUR CONTENT?
  • ursa
    alright, i admit, i have beem slacking off but friggin DOUBLE YOU THE EFF?!
  • Pont
    pow pow! bang! I just posted it to keep you on your toes. appreciate it.
  • ursa
    but there are real identity killers in there i am not stoked.

    HELLO?
  • Pont
    sorry totally cooking.

    antipasto

    totally cooking this, specifically. antipasto waits for no “man”

  • ursa
  • Pont
    Get on that artist of yours. Ride that fucker like the sun’s burning out. Like where’s SANTA. where’a the music? Where’s that Amazing Lee Possible full length? Stuart has told me he will most likely be reuniting with Amazing lee possibles why haven’t you written anything about any of that?
    amprl

    ampstu

    will you drink that runoff once more, stu?

    And what aboutt he whole WRRD HRRDR WEDNESDAYS?

  • ursa
    and the format of the transcript is so off
    ugh etymology… and me and stu so talk about that…
    well i feel like an kevin’s mom when she realized her kid was missing.
  • Pont
    Great film. and Joe Pesci.
  • ursa
    FUUUUUU
  • Pont
    Happy 70th indeed. Guh, I’m getting older.
  • ursa
    i will fix this.
    and what is with the BOLD LETTERS that say highly unauthorized? ugh you have a way about making us look bad…
    i can’t even use foul language this makes me mad.
  • Pont
    Believe it.
    I mean we’re obv past you apologizing
  • ursa
    D:
    oh no you dih’in. bitch you done effed yo mouff.
  • Pont
    Bring it.
  • ursa
    i’ll be bringing the chuck norris variety.
    norristiredofit
    or if Mr Lee had a beard i would be coming at you like the many more and much more powerful fists of fury unleashing at you right meow.
    leevsnorris
    i never get head aches this makes me want to have obe
  • Pont
    Who’s obe? is he cute?
  • ursa
    * dammit.
    ugh he’s your dog.
    where does the chuck norris meme originate?
  • Pont
    you mean other than that they are facts?
    i hate you so much for asking that. who asks shit like that. this is why we can’t have nice things, and why our contributors are going over our heads to get shit done.

Pont

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Texual Transcripts 4 (ursa and SD)

The following is a transcription of today’s business meeting between ursa urn and Stuart Driedger. Other transcriptions are found here.

  • SD (Stuart Driedger)
    Yeah I’d like to speak with upper management
  • ursa
    please hold whilst i place your call
  • SD
    THIS IS A TEXT BOOBS
  • ursa
    boobs?!

    hilarious!
  • SD
    How do i get in touch with E anyways?
  • ursa
    ha! you’re talking to the wrong peon
  • SD
    Listen, I gotta ask him why I don’t have my own header yet.
  • ursa
    there’s no way thats ever gonna happen
    even beiber doesn’t have a header and i hear she’s famous
  • SD
    Yeah well let me ask him myself
  • ursa
    errrrr
    does not compute…
    it seems i’m having problems connect on this motorola
    it says right here that my GSM 7200 doesn’t recieve texts
    you’ll have to try back whither before or after christmas

    Paul Christoforo, wither before or after wwebsite as on the internet

    Paul Christoforo, wither before or after wwebsite as on the internet

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Texual Transcripts 2 (ursa and Pont)

The following is a transcription of today’s business meeting.

  • ursa urn
    you know i’ve been thinking. I don’t know if having many categories is a problem. They don’t take up space on the page. There really aren’t headers for them. And if they are already grouped it is probably wise to categorize.
  • Pont
    Yeah, it’s just easier for us if we at least try to have as few as possible
  • ursa urn
    I will only categorize when necessary
  • Pont
    If you need more categories then use em, I won’t worry too much about it
  • ursa urn
    I don’t think it’s a bad thing as long as its necessary. I won’t, I promise, I won’t use them just to piss you off
  • Pont
    Hahaha that would be the stupidest most passive aggressive thing ever. WHERE ARE THESE CATEGORIES COMING FROM?! DAMN IT BOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    bear

    Pictured: ursa urn

  • ursa urn
    Hahaaaaa yes
  • Pont
    Category: things about my taint.
    Category: angry white dudes.
    Category: twang tang wang shebang
  • ursa urn
    Category: New category for every post
  • Pont
    Category: unflattering pictures of Pont
    Category: american apparel
  • ursa urn
    Category: who is pont really
    Category: I don’t know or do I?
    Category: this one picture of when jennifer love hewitt looked the best

    jlove

    Image Credit: hotshiitake.com

  • Pont
    Category: pont fucked every dude ever.
  • ursa urn
    D:
  • Pont
    Category: ursa’s cock: too huge? sources say yes.
    hahahha
    Category: fugly bitches
    Category: celebrity tits

celebrity boobs

  • ursa urn
    Category: category
    Category: mark hamill
    Category: cat pictures a la internet
  • Pont
    Oh my god. This is starting to sound really good.
  • ursa urn
    You’re sounding really good…
    So does this mean I should be adding these categories? Maybe I’ll start with one a day.
  • Pont
    The blog would literally turn into an abusive passive aggressive partnership. People would visit just to watch the fights.
  • ursa urn
    Pffff fights? This is more like a satisfying collaboration.
  • Pont
    Like, I’ll make snarky little comments about what a man whore you are and how your exes are fucking nuts and you can be like, “whatever bitch, you only got hired because you effed leventine”
    And we develop a somewhat antagonistic but ultimately comrade-ish colleague relationship
  • ursa urn
    Well we already do that
  • Pont
    You know, where we rib on each other
  • ursa urn
    Yeah we already do that
  • Pont
    Shut up. I will end you
  • ursa urn
    Argh this neck pain is possibly the worst ever
  • Pont
    Aw Boo-Boo.
  • ursa urn
    Enough with the Boo-Boo
  • Pont
    Looks like somebody is grumpier than the average bear. Ho ho ho!

Epilogue

  • Pont
    Good stuff. I’m almost done with the batch of arty to send you.
    Of *art. Wtf, phone, when have I ever texted the word arty.
  • ursa urn
    every single time
  • Pont
    You should end the transcript with the “sending you a batch of arty” bit, and I’ll link it to BMCMBs page so it looks like we actually talked about business in our business meeting today.
  • ursa urn
    way ahead of you
  • Pont
    Also, I’m changing your category name to BooBoo.
  • ursa urn
    …wow. stop texting me right now.
  • Pont
    fuck you, nefew, stop writing letters to your many ex girlfriends about their daddy issues.
    Haaaaahahahahahaha!
    Also put that stuff just now in there.
  • ursa urn
    …i hate you right now.
  • Pont
    Because I am SO FUNNY!
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Texual Transcripts 1 (ursa and Pont)

The following is a transcription of todays business meeting.

  • ursa urn

              …

  • Pont
    ELLIPSIS
    see i can bee mysterious too
  • ursa urn
    Don’t mystery me.
    EVER.
  • Pont
    I remember there was this chick on the internet who had this website her parents paid for to advertise her shitty self-published fantasy book, which she pimped under fake amazon names saying shit like “youngest author in the world” and “so good omg” and the book literally started with an ellipsis. An ellipsis, Boo-Boo.
  • ursa urn
    Lolz. How do you find this shit?
    When i think of people’s knowledge of the world I think I’m way fucking behind.
    For example, people’s film knowledge.
    Where do people get all the time?
    And then how do I never see certain films?
  • Pont
    4chan when i was a kid, various outlets now like encyclopedia dramatica, deviant art, livejournal and reddit. So, in other words, I get it second hand from 4chan.
  • ursa urn
    And the internets too? I guess I don’t really go looking for seriously unfamiliar ideas
    Like you are not that much younger than I am. How did I miss 4chan?
    Seriously
    I am so sheltered
  • Pont
    I don’t know man, fuck. I’ve spent so long on the internet. I barely remember anything from my real life as a teen. The only way I had to catalogue time passing were my bookmarks menu, my forum activity history, and the cultural history of the internet
    Jaded in their minds, sheltered from reality.
  • ursa urn
    Yeah but i don’t remember exactly being “engaged” with the world. Goddam.
    I feel like my life has been laced with missed opportunities but I remember a friend saying “it was fun for us, might not have been for you. After all you said you had fun doing what you were doing”
  • Pont
    You should have been an internet kid, the whole thing here is not truly connecting with the world, but observing it as malicious ghosts would

Epilogue

  • ursa urn
    … I want to hyperlink to this girl with the ellipsis book and websites.
  • Pont
    I’m having a hard time finding this book
  • ursa urn
    What is it called or what is it about
  • Pont
    GLORIA TESCH

gloriawithbooks

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