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WTF STEWIT?!

ok so we have a lot to say about stewit driedjiss today.

this summer has really been a trip for all of us.

let’s start with a small video summary shall we?

this is what happens when e pays the gang to fun!

thanks mr leventine

ursa urn

ps no stuart you are still not entitled to your own header, bud

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Texual Transcripts 4 (ursa and SD)

The following is a transcription of today’s business meeting between ursa urn and Stuart Driedger. Other transcriptions are found here.

  • SD (Stuart Driedger)
    Yeah I’d like to speak with upper management
  • ursa
    please hold whilst i place your call
  • SD
    THIS IS A TEXT BOOBS
  • ursa
    boobs?!

    hilarious!
  • SD
    How do i get in touch with E anyways?
  • ursa
    ha! you’re talking to the wrong peon
  • SD
    Listen, I gotta ask him why I don’t have my own header yet.
  • ursa
    there’s no way thats ever gonna happen
    even beiber doesn’t have a header and i hear she’s famous
  • SD
    Yeah well let me ask him myself
  • ursa
    errrrr
    does not compute…
    it seems i’m having problems connect on this motorola
    it says right here that my GSM 7200 doesn’t recieve texts
    you’ll have to try back whither before or after christmas

    Paul Christoforo, wither before or after wwebsite as on the internet

    Paul Christoforo, wither before or after wwebsite as on the internet

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Texual Transcripts 2 (ursa and Pont)

The following is a transcription of today’s business meeting.

  • ursa urn
    you know i’ve been thinking. I don’t know if having many categories is a problem. They don’t take up space on the page. There really aren’t headers for them. And if they are already grouped it is probably wise to categorize.
  • Pont
    Yeah, it’s just easier for us if we at least try to have as few as possible
  • ursa urn
    I will only categorize when necessary
  • Pont
    If you need more categories then use em, I won’t worry too much about it
  • ursa urn
    I don’t think it’s a bad thing as long as its necessary. I won’t, I promise, I won’t use them just to piss you off
  • Pont
    Hahaha that would be the stupidest most passive aggressive thing ever. WHERE ARE THESE CATEGORIES COMING FROM?! DAMN IT BOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    bear

    Pictured: ursa urn

  • ursa urn
    Hahaaaaa yes
  • Pont
    Category: things about my taint.
    Category: angry white dudes.
    Category: twang tang wang shebang
  • ursa urn
    Category: New category for every post
  • Pont
    Category: unflattering pictures of Pont
    Category: american apparel
  • ursa urn
    Category: who is pont really
    Category: I don’t know or do I?
    Category: this one picture of when jennifer love hewitt looked the best

    jlove

    Image Credit: hotshiitake.com

  • Pont
    Category: pont fucked every dude ever.
  • ursa urn
    D:
  • Pont
    Category: ursa’s cock: too huge? sources say yes.
    hahahha
    Category: fugly bitches
    Category: celebrity tits

celebrity boobs

  • ursa urn
    Category: category
    Category: mark hamill
    Category: cat pictures a la internet
  • Pont
    Oh my god. This is starting to sound really good.
  • ursa urn
    You’re sounding really good…
    So does this mean I should be adding these categories? Maybe I’ll start with one a day.
  • Pont
    The blog would literally turn into an abusive passive aggressive partnership. People would visit just to watch the fights.
  • ursa urn
    Pffff fights? This is more like a satisfying collaboration.
  • Pont
    Like, I’ll make snarky little comments about what a man whore you are and how your exes are fucking nuts and you can be like, “whatever bitch, you only got hired because you effed leventine”
    And we develop a somewhat antagonistic but ultimately comrade-ish colleague relationship
  • ursa urn
    Well we already do that
  • Pont
    You know, where we rib on each other
  • ursa urn
    Yeah we already do that
  • Pont
    Shut up. I will end you
  • ursa urn
    Argh this neck pain is possibly the worst ever
  • Pont
    Aw Boo-Boo.
  • ursa urn
    Enough with the Boo-Boo
  • Pont
    Looks like somebody is grumpier than the average bear. Ho ho ho!

Epilogue

  • Pont
    Good stuff. I’m almost done with the batch of arty to send you.
    Of *art. Wtf, phone, when have I ever texted the word arty.
  • ursa urn
    every single time
  • Pont
    You should end the transcript with the “sending you a batch of arty” bit, and I’ll link it to BMCMBs page so it looks like we actually talked about business in our business meeting today.
  • ursa urn
    way ahead of you
  • Pont
    Also, I’m changing your category name to BooBoo.
  • ursa urn
    …wow. stop texting me right now.
  • Pont
    fuck you, nefew, stop writing letters to your many ex girlfriends about their daddy issues.
    Haaaaahahahahahaha!
    Also put that stuff just now in there.
  • ursa urn
    …i hate you right now.
  • Pont
    Because I am SO FUNNY!
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Texual Transcripts 1 (ursa and Pont)

The following is a transcription of todays business meeting.

  • ursa urn

              …

  • Pont
    ELLIPSIS
    see i can bee mysterious too
  • ursa urn
    Don’t mystery me.
    EVER.
  • Pont
    I remember there was this chick on the internet who had this website her parents paid for to advertise her shitty self-published fantasy book, which she pimped under fake amazon names saying shit like “youngest author in the world” and “so good omg” and the book literally started with an ellipsis. An ellipsis, Boo-Boo.
  • ursa urn
    Lolz. How do you find this shit?
    When i think of people’s knowledge of the world I think I’m way fucking behind.
    For example, people’s film knowledge.
    Where do people get all the time?
    And then how do I never see certain films?
  • Pont
    4chan when i was a kid, various outlets now like encyclopedia dramatica, deviant art, livejournal and reddit. So, in other words, I get it second hand from 4chan.
  • ursa urn
    And the internets too? I guess I don’t really go looking for seriously unfamiliar ideas
    Like you are not that much younger than I am. How did I miss 4chan?
    Seriously
    I am so sheltered
  • Pont
    I don’t know man, fuck. I’ve spent so long on the internet. I barely remember anything from my real life as a teen. The only way I had to catalogue time passing were my bookmarks menu, my forum activity history, and the cultural history of the internet
    Jaded in their minds, sheltered from reality.
  • ursa urn
    Yeah but i don’t remember exactly being “engaged” with the world. Goddam.
    I feel like my life has been laced with missed opportunities but I remember a friend saying “it was fun for us, might not have been for you. After all you said you had fun doing what you were doing”
  • Pont
    You should have been an internet kid, the whole thing here is not truly connecting with the world, but observing it as malicious ghosts would

Epilogue

  • ursa urn
    … I want to hyperlink to this girl with the ellipsis book and websites.
  • Pont
    I’m having a hard time finding this book
  • ursa urn
    What is it called or what is it about
  • Pont
    GLORIA TESCH

gloriawithbooks

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Santa and the Enchanted Delorean (Concept Art 2)

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More Concept Art by ursa urn for Santa and the Enchanted Delorean

Keep your eye out for  the first chapter, coming soon.

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BASS PARTY (not you)


a very long time ago…
before the earth and the universe…
even before time and space…
we were having an awesome party.
and it was just bass and bass players allowed.
and it never stopped.
and there was peace.

one time…
yahweh heard a noise and was all,
“what’s that groovy sound?”
and found a jar where he heard a pretty pumpin jam.
he decided to twist the lid off that jar.
uninvited.
what happened next can only be explained as the big bang.
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