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Texual Transcripts 2 (ursa and Pont)

The following is a transcription of today’s business meeting.

  • ursa urn
    you know i’ve been thinking. I don’t know if having many categories is a problem. They don’t take up space on the page. There really aren’t headers for them. And if they are already grouped it is probably wise to categorize.
  • Pont
    Yeah, it’s just easier for us if we at least try to have as few as possible
  • ursa urn
    I will only categorize when necessary
  • Pont
    If you need more categories then use em, I won’t worry too much about it
  • ursa urn
    I don’t think it’s a bad thing as long as its necessary. I won’t, I promise, I won’t use them just to piss you off
  • Pont
    Hahaha that would be the stupidest most passive aggressive thing ever. WHERE ARE THESE CATEGORIES COMING FROM?! DAMN IT BOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    bear

    Pictured: ursa urn

  • ursa urn
    Hahaaaaa yes
  • Pont
    Category: things about my taint.
    Category: angry white dudes.
    Category: twang tang wang shebang
  • ursa urn
    Category: New category for every post
  • Pont
    Category: unflattering pictures of Pont
    Category: american apparel
  • ursa urn
    Category: who is pont really
    Category: I don’t know or do I?
    Category: this one picture of when jennifer love hewitt looked the best

    jlove

    Image Credit: hotshiitake.com

  • Pont
    Category: pont fucked every dude ever.
  • ursa urn
    D:
  • Pont
    Category: ursa’s cock: too huge? sources say yes.
    hahahha
    Category: fugly bitches
    Category: celebrity tits

celebrity boobs

  • ursa urn
    Category: category
    Category: mark hamill
    Category: cat pictures a la internet
  • Pont
    Oh my god. This is starting to sound really good.
  • ursa urn
    You’re sounding really good…
    So does this mean I should be adding these categories? Maybe I’ll start with one a day.
  • Pont
    The blog would literally turn into an abusive passive aggressive partnership. People would visit just to watch the fights.
  • ursa urn
    Pffff fights? This is more like a satisfying collaboration.
  • Pont
    Like, I’ll make snarky little comments about what a man whore you are and how your exes are fucking nuts and you can be like, “whatever bitch, you only got hired because you effed leventine”
    And we develop a somewhat antagonistic but ultimately comrade-ish colleague relationship
  • ursa urn
    Well we already do that
  • Pont
    You know, where we rib on each other
  • ursa urn
    Yeah we already do that
  • Pont
    Shut up. I will end you
  • ursa urn
    Argh this neck pain is possibly the worst ever
  • Pont
    Aw Boo-Boo.
  • ursa urn
    Enough with the Boo-Boo
  • Pont
    Looks like somebody is grumpier than the average bear. Ho ho ho!

Epilogue

  • Pont
    Good stuff. I’m almost done with the batch of arty to send you.
    Of *art. Wtf, phone, when have I ever texted the word arty.
  • ursa urn
    every single time
  • Pont
    You should end the transcript with the “sending you a batch of arty” bit, and I’ll link it to BMCMBs page so it looks like we actually talked about business in our business meeting today.
  • ursa urn
    way ahead of you
  • Pont
    Also, I’m changing your category name to BooBoo.
  • ursa urn
    …wow. stop texting me right now.
  • Pont
    fuck you, nefew, stop writing letters to your many ex girlfriends about their daddy issues.
    Haaaaahahahahahaha!
    Also put that stuff just now in there.
  • ursa urn
    …i hate you right now.
  • Pont
    Because I am SO FUNNY!
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